Because Sometimes I’m a Jerk

When I was dating I had this problem with most guys which is that they pretty much treated me as a holder for my cock or a resting place for theirs. I didn’t take kindly to this ever. Just because they would have sex with anything that moves doesn’t mean I would. “Yes, I know we’re both on Grindr but that’s not the bar you need to clear in order to meet me in person schmuck.” So when I got tired of ignoring mouth breathers I would occasionally engage them like this. I wish I had kept more of these.

Notice the over 6 hour silence between his question of “What’s your dick like” and his pondering my lack of reply. Duh! (nobody says duh anymore, it’s kind of a shame)

I actually met this guy a couple of months later because I didn’t realize it was him. He was just as big a knob as his message makes him seem.

Deleting Grindr from my phone was one of the most liberating feelings. If you’re tired of the crap I highly recommend it.

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Laughing and Learning With Guys We Fucked

I’m not sure what to say about these two women except that I think they’re awesome. Truthfully, they’re awesome regardless of what I think. If you want your sexuality delivered with a heavy dose of humor and anti-shaming then look no further. Need jokes about a groupon for getting a Brazilian wax? Check. Serious interviews tinged with humor? Check again.

Sometimes I feel like the humor can overshadow their message. However, I’m super prone to doing this as well. If my blog was a podcast I’d be right there with them so we’re kindred spirits in that regard.

This show isn’t for the uptight, but then neither is this blog so you’ll probably be in good company.

Here’s a good article with an interview:

http://www.motherjones.com/media/2015/11/guys-we-fucked-podcast-corinne-fisher-krystyna-hutchinson-miley-cyrus-beyonce#testa

Here’s their broadcasts:

https://soundcloud.com/guyswefucked